The responses I got were few, few but great.
Creepy Guy:
Hey there,
Sounds like fun! I'dove to come over and pound you!
I'm a good looking 50 y/o ddf wm, 5'10", 175 lbs, greying hair, hazel eyes, decent uncut package, very creative, in
Montco. I'm real & definitely interested so let me know how to get a hold of you and let's get busy!!!
Kevin(me):
Make sure to bring a friend, But be warned I've booby trapped the whole house. If you can make it in I'll be up on the third floor laying on the hide-a-way with Fuller (he wets the bed)
No further response.
Penn Student(I presume):
24 male french light skin , want to join in get back to me asap
Me:
I can't get back to you right now, I'm what you french call les incompetents
Penn:
then when can u get back to me then ? cause i am very interrested
Me:
I'm too busy making ornaments out of fish hooks
Penn:
i am sure u could spare a few hours maybe to grab a drink or coffee
This is when my conscious kicks in and I come clean, confess that I am nothing but a worthless troll.
Me:
No sorry, These quotes are from a movie "Home Alone" I'm not really looking to get pounded
Penn:
well if u not looking to get pounded or even a little bj then there is no point in having a convo
Me:
You might think it was funny if You've seen the movie, It's a John Hughes Classic
Penn:
i did saw the movie n i know exacley the part u are referring to but i am just not sure what u are looking for since u said we cant meet up
I don't think he's ever seen it.
This one has less to do with Home Alone, but I just liked it.
White Guy:
26, 5'10", 230, average length but thick cock. Are you calling someone out for real? Or are you calling out any guy
Attached is a picture of his wang and for refrence a bottle held against it.
Me:
what kind of shampoo is that?
White Guy:
Its not shampoo... Its my ex's lotion bottle. Its an avon product. Do you have pics?
Me:
Avon huh? I didn't know people ordered from those catalogs still.
White Guy:
She ordered online bc she sold it for extra money
Me:
OH yeah! I forgot people did that, door to door...Avon calling...lol
White Guy:
No, she posted flyers and left catalogs everywhere... People called her, and she did very well, $1200 a month for the year she sold it
In good faith, here's more
Attached is three more pictures
The first one is a some sex toys on a towel, including one that looks like a baseball on a rope...
The second is a Magnum condom still in it's wrapper.
and the third is....
Me:
Is that last picture a bit of the lotion?
White Guy:
No... I was rubbing one out and that's what made the piece of paper... The rest landed in the sink and went down the drain
Me:
sick.
