Wednesday, August 31, 2011

am I pervy?

I frequent Craigslist way more often than any one person should, It's becoming a problem. I like to post in the classifieds, mostly in casual encounters and missed connections because I get the best reply. I never answer any reply I get cause I'm a pussy and lots of times it's just pictures of red bulbous genitalia. But today I posted a good one. I simply asked the gentleman of Craigslist to send me pictures of tattoos. and I got them. good ones.

So. I don't know what this is. I think it's a spray can and a "tag"
that's cool, I like graffiti if it's done well. But it is kinda illegal so, like, maybe you shouldn't have gotten evidence you committed a crime put on your body forever.

I like everything about this picture. I didn't want to blur out his face, but I made him look like a bacon painting. I can only hope that the man in the picture, took this photo, looked at it and then cheesed hard as shit.

I got about 20 or so emails in about an hour and I'm still getting them, but I'm only going to post one more.

It's a severed zombie hand. cute. He wants to stick a corpse's dead moldy fingers inside someone. That would be quite a shock.

I don't really know why I do these things. I don't normally tell anyone either. It's okay though- the Internet doesn't count because it's not really real. But I am really looking at a picture of some guys dong stretched out over his wrist.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

I painted this on a piece of cardboard.

The story goes like this. My parents bought this house on Chipmunk lane in Secane PA and to this very day I still believe it was haunted. My room especially, of which I shared with my sister and happily because spending your childhood in the hell mouth with a sibling builds better social skills. I won't go into the specifics of every little bump and shadow that could have easily been my over-active non medicated child's brain. What I will tell you is why the house was so affordable. In 1970 a women shot her husband six times with a .32 revolver as he was shaving in the bathroom...right next to my room. The rumor was that her husband was abusive and unfaithful, he told her he was cheating and if she didn't like it. well. deal. and deal she did.¤tResult=1¤tPage=20